Word lovers cringe when a noun (like task) is turned into a verb ("I've been tasked to take out the garbage"). 

Now comes ... coffeed.

From a waitress at a restaurant ... "You will all be coffeed in just a minute."

Coffeed? How about being "tead" or "watered" or "milked" at breakfast? Maybe "egged" and "baconed." 

Oh, never mind.

October 29, 2009