Cele Ferner Hahn
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Tercera Edad in San Pancho, Mexico
2010 Tercera Edad Blogs Jan - Jul
Two Rudy's in My Life
No Easter Rabbits Here
He Was A Nice Dog
Manejese con amor
Christmas ... in July?
2009 Tercera Edad Blogs
Destroying the Jungle
Burglarized in broad daylight
Malecon has the blues
It's all about verbage
Watch Out for the Bull!
Will they go home to roost?
Banana Man
Count Your Change
El Brigade Dengue
Goodbye, Gecko
Mexican logic
Who's wearing the masks?
Flush, Flush, Flush
Sometimes You Just Can't Help Stupid
What a Difference a Year Makes
Food that tastes like food
Okay, Greta, I'm angry
2008 Tercera Edad Blogs
A black market ... in babies
Trigger, Jezabell, Blackie ... and friends
Stress? In San Pancho?
Being a "Fallen Woman"
Meat, Real Meat
No sex scandals here
Round and round again
More about stoves, pinatas, cats, geckoes, roosters, the frog & more
There's a Thief in the House
2007 Tercera Edad Blogs
A Hot Christmas Gift
The Stove in the Hall
Where is the darn stove?
Day of the Dead is Past, but ...
Cat Movies
Cockadoodledoooooo
Buns, Butts, Bellies
Nine days for Saint Francis
Why tercera edad?
Nothing died in the kitchen today
Buying at the front door
All materials copyright 1997 - 2014
Cele's Photo Gallery
Cele's Columns 1997 - 2004
Cele's 2003/04 Columns
Coming Face to Face with Illegal Immigration
Do You Miss Being the Representative?
1853 Johnson Organ Made in Westfield
A Look at War -- From South of the Border
Cele's 2002 Columns
It's Time to Say Goodbye
We Wish You a Merry...
Constituents to Remember, and Forget
Youre the Most Important Part of the Job’
Old Bell Finds a Lot to Be Thankful For
Its Thanksgiving in Athol Today’
Were Fat And Living Dangerously’…
Remembering WW II, for Veterans Day
Methadone Cure or Curse?…
When Should the Elderly Stop Driving?
There's More to Voting Than You Might Think
I Didn't Take The Job To Be Important
Let's Wrap Up 2002 Legislation
More Ideas on MCAS Tests
One More Look at MCAS
What Does Westfield Have?
What Does Westfield Need?
I'm Still Proud to Represent Westfield
Is it time to take another look at Casinos?
Going to Bat for an Ex-Con
Where Does the Bond Money Go?
Changing the Voting Age? I Dont Think So!’
Welcome to History, Welcome to the State House
Lottery has Winning Year
July in the City
A Quick Look at Fireworks ... and Taxes
Were once again trying to define "fat"’
Talking to Animals in the Backyard
Celebrating Flag Day Thanks to Westfields Vets—’
There Seems to be a Lull in the Action
From Horton and the Grinch to Down Cape
What's "Normal" in Politics? Nothing!
Oh, the Places Youll Go, the Things Youll Learn’’
We're Still Working on It
Im ListeningIm Listeningand then Spending’…’…
I Earned It-and, I Kept It–
What is a dragon doing in my mail?
Think Youre Paying Too Much in Taxes?’
Taking Time to Look Out the Window
Getting ready for the Easter Bunny
Unearthing Bits of Westfields History’
Its a Long, Long Way to January’
Are All Those Tax Cuts Valuable?
It's Been Eight Great Years
"I Have Been Tasked," She said
Its an Unending Flow of Information’
Just 23 Inches of Information
Tired of Budget Talk? Let's Lighten It Up!
All We're Talking About is Money
Looking Back to What We Did and Didn't Do
State House Back to Work
Helping Veterans in the Year 2002
Cele's 2001 Columns
Columbia Pedaling Into the New Year
Were All Decking the Halls’
Looking Ahead to Ballot Issues
Speaking of the Politically Correct …
Were Deep Fat Frying the Turkey Today’
Remember--The 11th Hour, 11th Day, 11th Month
Organs from Westfield Found Around the Country
Just Some Things to Think About
If It's Not Raining, It's At Least Drizzling
All Right, Here's What Refugees Get
Modern Manners Circa 1930…
It Used to be Septic Tanks now its the Turnpike…’
When Should You Stop Driving?
A Letter to a Friend, with Thoughts on Terrorism and Tragedy
Playing Tourist Close to Home
A Student Gives MCAS a Passing Grade
A Lesson About Lobsters
More of the Piles, Pamphlets, Pages and Papers
The Pile Measures Two Feet Six Inches
Massachusetts Hospitals Might Be Fatally Ill
Summer Doldrums Hit State House
Enjoy the Sites of Beacon Hill
What Do Legislators Discuss? Publicly vs Privately?
The Importance of a Doughnut
Cold Fried Chicken and Chiggers
Legislators Have Ideas to Protect Our Pets
Contrary to Rumor, Im Alive and Well’
I Still Dont Like Boston Cream Doughnuts’
TourismMassachusetts 3rd Largest Industry–
Alzheimers It Affects All of Us’—
Yes, You Can Drive in Barefeet
Mothers Day Remembered
It's Budget Week and We're Spending $23-billion
You Can Fill Fenway Three Times
Remember that Grade School Bully?
Daddy Gave Me a Duck for Easter
More of the Bits and Pieces
Taking a Look at Local Legislation
One More Look at Voter-Funded Elections
What Do Legislative Committees Do?
Just Sorting My Mail
We're Building Bridges ... Lots of Them
The Religious Life of a Politician
Nobody Ever Said I Was Average
Im No Potted Plant!’
What are People Talking About?
Were Trying to Improve the Business Climate’
Legislature Slow to Return to Business
Not Fair! But, Life isn't Fair!
Happy New Century, Year, Day!
Wont cook it, eat it, touch it and you wouldnt either: lutefisk’’
Cele's 2000 Columns
Here We Go Again ... Gearing up for 2001
Please pass the Lutefisk and Limpa
Catching up on the Little Stuff
A Look at the MCAS Tests
I Lost October and November
Old Bell Finds a Lot to be Thankful For
Thank You! What's Next?
An Open Letter to Carla
Breaking the Law to Save Big Bucks
Question Five ... You Decide
A Fake I.D.? Don't Fake It From Massachusetts
$42-Million Facelift Underway at State House
Are Housekeeping Skills Inherited?
I Won't Be Coming to Your Door
While Driving the Pike
Putting out the Fires on Beacon Hill
A Look at Massachusetts, by the Numbers
What Kind of Holiday Is this?
Pharmacists, Plumbers, and Profusionists
Another Look at the Progress We've Made
A Decade of Progress ... Looking Back to 1990
Maybe You Really Can't Go Back
Some Questions Never Asked
Taking a Look at the Fall Ballot
Calling lt Quits for 1999-2000
It Ain't Over 'til It's Over ... HMO Reform
Cold fried chicken and chiggers
We Can't Legislate Morality
Remembering Dad--And All the Cars
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
It's Time to Check the Mail Bag
Memorial Day: The Day to Remember
I Didn't Win the Lottery Either
You Probably Voted for Clean Elections
Still Pitching After All These Years
Staying Awake in the House Chamber
My Excise Taxes are Just Five Dollars
A Report Card on Our Schools
Libraries, schools, roads, bridges ... your tax dollars
Let the Games Begin ... It's Budget Time, Again
Do Your Socks Run Away from Home?
We're Burying Billions under Boston
Form letters don't mean much ... but ...
What's the Worst Thing You Could Say?
Did I Tell You Dad Shot the Squirrels?
How to Spend $21.3-Billion of Your Dollars
Counting Farms, Counting People, Counting Cadavers
Remember February 1978? The Big Storm?
Since Women Got the Right to Vote ...
It's a $33-Million Facelift
What Does a State Representative Do?
What May--or May Not--Be on the Ballot This Year
Cele's 1999 Columns
Silver Pantihose, Yes -- Hawkeye Casket, No
Santa Fails to Meet State Standards
Health Care is in the Intensive Care Unit
Joining Santa and the State on the Internet
Where Did the Mashed Potatoes Go?
Did We Get $2.8-Billion in Results?
I'm just reading the mail...
Please Pass the Body Parts
Tossing Pigeons, Counting Cars
Strange Things Are Happening
Will We Ever Have a State Budget?
Town Vs Gown ... Problems & Benefits
It's National Hunting and Fishing Day
A Look Inside the Walls
Everyone Should Have an Uncle Ken
Preserving Western Massachusetts
I've Got My Back to School Crayons
The Problem with Pigs
Everything you never needed to know
Summertime...and the Living is Easy
HMOs...Here We Go, Again
Erasing High Anxiety of Tuition
I Was Talking To a Trooper
Who Is That Old Indian, Anyway?
Time to Think About New Years Eve
Looking at the Big Picture
Today's the Wedding Day
Don't Tell My Husband....But
Betty Crocker, Martha Stewart and Cele?
Goodbye, Graduates and Guardsmen
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign
Spending Your Tax Dollars - Part Two
How Do You Spend $20.77-Billion?
Putting Your Car on the Treadmill
Is Your Dog Worth More than Your Child?
We're Looking at Mental Health
Now, It's the Official Toad, Sport and Candy
The High Cost of Running
Where Excise Taxes Go...and Other Trivia
When The Phone Doesn't Ring
We Just Don't Have Enough Beds
The Graying of Massachusetts
That Old Salt Shed Is Valuable
Where are you going so fast?
Happy 33rd Anniversary, Curt
We're Mad as Hell, and...
So, You're Not Happy with Your HMO?
We're Learning About Education
The First Wednesday in January
We're Buttering the Cats
Cele's 1998 Columns
You Taste Just Like an Overshoe
You Wouldn't Want to be the Clerk
The High Cost of Drugs and Drink
Congratulations--and $2,000--to Georgianna
Remembering the Ghost Soldiers
Since you asked about it
Reading the mail, again.
Westfield's Famous Hydroponic Weed
Westfield is Making Business News
Westfield - The Whip City
Money, Money, Money, Money
Is There a Woman in the House?
Did you remember to Vote?
Change is the operative word
It wasn't the best school year
Walking in the Spam Shoes
Bet you didn't know, or care...but...
Walking through History
Don't be a Deadbeat
Russian "Welcome to Westfield"
Where Do You Live?
Hazy, Hot, Humid and Hectic
A letter to a teacher in Iowa
You Can Never Trust a Bottle Rocket
The Key to East High School
Water, Water Everywhere
Did I Remember to Tell You About...
Now you see me, now you don't
"Mind your own business," She Replied
Improving Auto Insurance Step by Step
Hilltowns have Beacon Hill Clout
How to spend $19-Billion
And now, the official donut
Putting together a scrambled egg
Dead ducks? Peeps in Jello?
Do You Really Enjoy All of This?
Thank you, to Mr. Jack Fitzgibbon
Answers to Questions Never Asked
Do Women Have Place in Politics?
Clearing the piles off the desk again
Soaring with eagles, in Westfield
What Does A Representative Do?
What made them think that 55 is old?
What if everyone fails the tests?
Going Outdoors? Or, Out on the Ice?
Okay, Parents, Before you Call Me
State House Press Tells Us What's Important
Celebrating 200 Years in 1998
Women, Refuse to be a Victim
Cele's 1997 Columns
Looking Ahead to the Legislature's New Year
Please pass the lutefisk and limpa
Esta La Bandera de Puerto Rico
Where did the mashed potatoes go?
Pine Cones, Pineapples or Corn?
What Symbolizes Westfield For You?
Every Day in Massachusetts...
Questions from the Hill and Other Places
Goals for State Colleges Admirable
What a Glorious Day Wednesday Was!
There's a New Bridge Coming....2001
From the top of the pile
Bullfighting, Banking and the Big E
Taking a look at other states
I'm Proud to Represent Westfield
And, these things make me happy
What's the appeal of Bingo?
I'm Your $250-Thousand Woman
And, Just What Did You Do?
A Look at the Sex Offender Registry
That Is Not My Pink Dog
Anything Reasonable and Proper
We're Off to the Races
The Cost of a 200-Year Celebration
Just Who Is On the Dole?
The Way It Was In the State House
From The Clutter on My Desk
The Drug Addict is Your Neighbor
Choosing the Massachusetts State Cookie
Of Course, We Remember Them
Just How Tall Are You, Anyway?
Remember that first cigaret?
And Now, In No Particular Order
The Little People of the Trees
When I was only Sixteen
Center Does Indeed Offer Hope
Official Stuff - The State Cookie
Doing time ... or business ... with MassCor
And, just what does a State Rep Do?
Handicap Makes a Difference In How People React to You
Sometimes I'd Do Better If I Was Absent
When Alzheimers Hits Home
Bumpkin Island? Gallops Island?
Moses was a Wise Old Man
The House--Designed to be Inefficient?
Making Massachusetts Business-Friendly
The lighter side--low fat, no meat
Are You Making Resolutions This Year?